Urban Banished Immortal - Chapter 84
Liu Qingsong wrinkled his brows as he asked, “Chuang, shouldn’t you discuss this with your grandpa first?”
“Grandpa has passed this matter to me fully. Don’t worry Fourth Uncle, I’ll take responsibility of everything that happens here,” Liu Chuang said with a smile.
“Your fourth uncle should be around forty years old. Why doesn’t he have a child yet?” Guo Huai asked as he looked at Liu Qingsong.
“Brother Huai, are you a fortune teller? How can you tell?” Liu Chuang asked, astonished. “Brother Huai, sometimes I can sort of guess your background. You must be a disciple of a hidden sect or some sort, right? Do you have a way to help Fourth Uncle?”
“A hidden sect? Hahah, Little Brother, your imagination is really rich. Based on our friendship, I’ll help your fourth uncle with his problem. Let’s go over there,” Guo Huai said with a smile.
“What? Chuang, are you serious?” Liu Qingsong couldn’t calm himself down after listening to what Liu Chuang said. He had been married with his wife for thirteen years but had not been able to give birth to a child. They had visited countless hospitals across the globe but his wife just wouldn’t get pregnant. Even the test tube method wouldn’t work. This had always been a rock on Liu Qingsong’s heart. Although his business was growing each day and his marriage was really successful, he had always felt that something was lacking.
“Brother Huai, I’m not afraid of being ashamed. My wife and I have tried every way we could find. As long as you can let me, Liu Qingsong, have a child, I will do anything in my ability to fulfill your need,” Liu Qingsong said loudly. Everyone in the restaurant turned their eyes to him.
“Uncle Liu, you’re embarrassing the three of us now,” Guo Huai said with a smile before putting his fingers on Liu Qingsong’s wrist. He only took a few seconds to know what went wrong in Liu Qingsong’s body. It was a problem as small as a tadpole which was born with him. In his heart, he already had a way to treat Liu Qingsong.
“Brother Guo, no, Brother Huai, no, Guo Huai, how is it? Do you have a way?” Liu Qingsong asked anxiously. “I went to Xuanyuan clan before. The expert from Xuanyuan clan said that I was fated to this situation and I could not be treated.”
“There’s no major problem with you. This illness…” Guo Huai said as he shook his head.
“Brother Huai, do you have a way?” Liu Chuang asked nervously.
“I can try to cure you, but I’m not 100% confident,” Guo Huai said softly.
“I will try anything as long as there is hope. May I know how confident Nephew Guo Huai is?” Liu Qingsong asked softly. He finally addressed Guo Huai correctly.
“Waiter, can I have a piece of paper please?” Guo Huai asked a waiter nearby. After writing something down on a piece of paper, he said, “Think of a way to get everything on this paper to me. If these are materials are not complete, I am only 90% sure of solving your problem. If you do happen to get them all, however, Uncle Liu may start thinking of a name for your baby.”
“I will thank you properly one day! You guys may continue talking, I’ll go search for these now,” Liu Qingsong said as he rushed out of the restaurant like he finally found hope in life.
“Brother Huai, are you sure you can solve his problem?” Liu Chuang asked, worried.
“Are you afraid that he’d get deeply disappointed as I raised his expectation this high?” Guo Huai asked with a smile. “Don’t worry, as long as he can get me the things written on the paper, you may bring him to see me again. I don’t just want your fourth uncle to have children, I want to give him a pair of twins, one male and one female. Hahah!”
“Fourth Brother, if you really know how to achieve that, I want a pair when I get married as well. Can you help me at that time?” Jia Yuan asked softly.
“Hahah, Second Brother, I’m afraid you’d be disappointed. You’re fated to have three sons,” Guo Huai said with a smile. “Or do you want me to help you get all three at once. Brother Yuan, do you believe me? Hahah!”
“Fourth Brother, are you challenging me? If I really get three sons, you may take all the cars in my garage. Damn it!” Jia Yuan said loudly. Three years later when Guo Huai was taking away the cars in Jia Yuan’s garage, Jia Yuan cried as he was changing the diapers of his sons.
“Heheh, Brother Huai, do you really have a way to push me into the Innate stage?” Liu Chuang asked as he rubbed his hands.
“When Brother Yao gets back, I’ll help you two together. Innate stage is merely the start of a cultivator. Rushing to get there will only give you an adverse effect. As you’re still very young, you should focus on cultivating,” Guo Huai replied with a smile.
As they were still chatting in the western restaurant, Guo Huai received a call from Lin Shuang. “Guo Huai, I know that you came back to school. Why are you still skipping classes?” she asked. She saw Guo Huai and Jia Yuan in the school compound this morning. She knew who Jia Yuan was. Back then, that stupid fatty had some sexual intentions on her, but didn’t succeed. Now that her student Guo Huai finally changed his ways, she was worried that he’d mess up again after mixing with Jia Yuan. In her heart, she really hoped that Guo Huai would stop interacting with Jia Yuan.
Guo Huai got shocked and thought for a moment. He said softly, “Didn’t Weiwei tell you I would be taking a leave? Teacher Lin, are you missing me already? Don’t worry, I’m willing to go back to school in the afternoon. At that time, I’ll help you to get rid of your illness. Hahah!” He then ended the call without waiting for a reply.
“Naughty Boy! Did he just hang up on me?! I’m so pissed right now!” Lin Shuang shouted in the office.
“Fourth brother, to be honest I’m really jealous of you right now. I went after Teacher Lin before. And… Sigh, let’s not talk about it. I hope you can take her down. A lady like her is definitely a rare treasure,” Jia Yuan said as he shook his head.
“Second Brother, she’ll be your sister-in-law in the future. If you dare to hit on her again, I can make sure that you can’t give birth in this life. Hahah!” Guo Huai said and laughed. “Help me take care of Qin family’s assets. I don’t need the money now. I’ll just ask for cash from you when I need it. I’ll go to school now. Interacting too much with Wucheng Vile Tetrad would make Teacher Lin worried. See you.”
“Damn! Didn’t I get titled Wucheng Vile Tetrad because of you? You’re infamous for being a man of five vices. Fourth Brother, just wait, Brother Yao and I will make you pay for it when he comes back!” Jia Yuan shouted at Guo Huai who was walking away.
“Brother Yuan, the documents of Qin family are all in here. Look for Fourth Uncle if you need help. I need to go for class as well,” Liu Chuang said with a smile.
“Damn it! Do you also feel ashamed being with me?!” Jia Yuan said angrily. “Pay for the meal, I don’t have any money with me.”
At noon, Guo Huai had a really pleasant meal with the few girls, making him once again feel that the life in the human world was amazing. Pfff, the heaven? Fuck the heaven. I’m not going back again, he thought. However as soon as he thought that way, he felt a chill up his head, making his heart to stop beating a second.
After a while, Guo Huai’s phone rang. “Nephew Guo Huai, I found everything you listed on the paper. When are you going to take a look at my infertility?” Liu Qingsong said very loudly, so loud that the girls with Guo Huai heard hear.
“Hahah! Brother Huai, when do you treat infertility as well?”